Just a Colorado Gal

I’m Going to Live to be a Million

I don’t know what inspired this one, but I was screwing around on the internet last night, and stumbled upon one of those life expectancy calculators. Of course, because I’m masochistic, I had to give it a try to make sure that my days aren’t going to end by Christmas.

Lucky me, I’ve got yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaars left!!

 

94 years old? I’ll take that. I know this sounds absurd, but it is crazy to think that I could have as long as 64 more years left. And yes, I get that this test isn’t super reliable… but it sure is fun 🙂

Here is the detailed summary:

Notice how it encourages me to drink more?! It asked, on average, how many drinks I have per night, and I said zero. I’ll drink occasionally on weekends with friends and when I do, there is typically 2-3 drinks involved….but since I probably only do that like once or twice per month, I figured it didn’t really count. But according to this, I’m heading to the liquor store ASAP to get my booze on!!

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 Irony was alive and well in this test as well! If you read the summary, you saw how they gave me an extra year of life in the education category. I won that year cause I’m a college grad – hells yeah! However, what I didn’t copy is that they took away  a year because I currently have a bit more stress in my life than the norm. The cause? The fact that I am in grad school fulltime while working fulltime. So this extra EXTRA education is killing me.

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Go figure.

If you want to take the test yourself, go check it out here. How old are you going to be?!

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