Unfortunate Wordage

Hahahaha, wow, I find the most bizarre stuff funny. Anyway, I’ve been looking at my stats page over the past few minutes, and I’ve made a few discoveries:

1. Thus far, some of the top search terms that led people to my blog this month have been “tough mudders hold your wood” and “leg model.” Now, I get that the terms are directing people here because of this, this, and this post, but man…..I’m sorry. I bet there are tons of you visitors popping over, thinking that you are going to encounter a leg model. My bad. That, my friends, I am not.

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 I don’t even want to address the “hold your wood” thing! Let’s just hope they are really looking for pictures of my carrying logs up a mountain instead of ….. well…… something entirely different. Awkward.

2. Next to the US, my second most “popular” area of the world is Malaysia, followed by Canada. Now, I know where a lot of my Canadian love is coming from (I’m looking at you, Athletarian!), but I have no idea who is in Malaysia. I’d love to be your friend if you tell me who you are! (No, seriously, I’d probably get on a plane and fly to Malaysia to come visit. Would that be okay, or a little too stalker-esque?)

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I’m completely harmless, I promise.

3. Have you ever seen such an adorable face??

Doubtful, I know.

4 Comments

  • Reply Bean at

    Hi Heather, Thanks for the comment on my blog! Way to tackle a Tri, Athena or not;). I am way to uncoordinated on a bike to live through one of those. And yes that is a very adorable face!

  • Reply Julie at

    LOL! I love some of there very funny searches that people find my blog by.

  • Reply Neon Blonde Runner at

    I want to get to know the people that are checking out the Neon Blog from countries around the world too, I wonder how they even came across it in the first place……I think neon clothes may be big in asia? Fun things to think about.

  • Reply Kayla Carruth at

    I’ve got: Holes socks, cartoon woman sweating in hot sun, free-boobing, politically incorrect………I have several hits from 10 countries, but aside from the US, the most frequent are UK, Germany, and Singapore. I always wonder how they find me! I love the “I’m too sexy for my legs”! Those are the shortest kitten legs I’ve ever seen! lol. I hope Tal’s loves me!

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